BANGKOK — It may not be the location of flight MH370 or who killed JFK, but one news mystery now has an explanation.
Days after a hungry man raged over three empty cups of Mama instant noodles – only their seasoning packets remained – and baffled the internet with videographic evidence, a meticulous investigation by the people behind the vast conspiracy found an explanation: Ants ate them all.
“We found holes in the cups with traces of brown dust at the bottom both inside and outside,” read the letter from Mama-maker Thai President Foods sent to Facebook user Papada Chayanon, the man in the clip.
Papada had sent the shockingly noodle-less cups in for evaluation.
“When inspected the dust with a microscope … we found it to be dead ants and other insects,” the statement continued.
The company also apologized to the sustenance-deprived man and promised to step up its product inspections. No mention was made of compensation.